The Dog Excuse Note
Let your dog get you out of it.
An official-looking (and unmistakably fake) note from your dog explaining why you simply cannot make it. No account needed.
🐾 Not a real doctor's note 🐾
Official Notice
The Office of Your Dog, Doctor of Naps
Division of Cuddles and Home Defense
Ref. No. BORK-3231-LAP
To Whom It May Concern,
my human is currently serving as Your Dog's primary lap and cannot report to today’s plans. This is a load-bearing lap; its removal would cause immediate structural collapse of the nap.
All relevant snacks have been consulted in reaching this decision.
Your understanding in this urgent matter is appreciated. Good human.
With formal woofs,
Your Dog 🐾
Doctor of Naps
This is a novelty note issued by a dog, for fun. It is not a real medical, legal, or employer document and should fool no one.
GoDoggyDate
godoggydate.com
It's a bit, obviously — the note is signed by a dog, stamped with a paw, and says right on it that it isn't a real document.